“Then Coach Main saith unto them, ‘Thou wilst have sore backs tomorrow because thou art strong. Chide thy neighbors and coworkers, for their backs are sore from weakness. Be not ye therefore like them. Lament their impotence.'”
John 2:3, Message to the 5/6p; MPH Bible, Book of Deadlifts
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five rounds, each for time; rest exactly three minutes between rounds:
This workout is scored by all five times.